Whether it’s intentional or not, cats are some of the funniest creatures on earth. They sleep in the silliest places, climb to the craziest heights, and hide in the narrowest spots. And while we love our furry feline friends, we sometimes can’t help but have a laugh at their expense. Thanks to their hilarious personalities, there is an abundance of cat jokes out there, and we’ve collected our favorites here. Check out the 40 funniest cat jokes on the internet!
- What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
- Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
- How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
- What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!
- What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!
- How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit!
- What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
- Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
- What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
- What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
- What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
- Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store!
- What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
- How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement!
- Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd!
- What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
- What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!
- How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can!
- What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!